NANFA-- Off-topic: 17 Reasons fishing is better than sex

Jay DeLong (thirdwind_at_att.net)
Wed, 7 Nov 2001 08:34:13 -0800

(Apologies in advance if this offends you or this is too off-topic for you)

17 Reasons fishing is better than sex:

17 - You don't have to sneak your Fishing magazines into the house.
16 - If you are having trouble with Fishing, it is perfectly acceptable to
pay a professional to show you how to improve your technique.
15 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything about Fishing.
14 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't
have to worry about them showing up on the Internet when you become famous.
13 - Your Fishing partner won't keep asking questions about other partners
you've Fished with.
12 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
11 - When you see a really good Fisher person, you don't have feel
guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.
10 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't
object if you Fish with someone else.
9 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by
yourself.
8 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if
they are really an undercover cop.
7 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to
buy Fishing stuff.
6 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell
Fishing jokes and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting
sued for harassment.
5 - There is no such thing as a Fishing-transmitted disease.
4 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to
subscribe to a premium cable channel.
3 - Nobody expects you to promise to Fish with just one partner for
the rest of your life.
2 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest
in the game.
1 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily for the
enjoyment of Fishing.

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