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> Von: Moontanman_at_aol.com
> Antworten an: nanfa_at_aquaria.net
> Datum: Wed, 4 Feb 2004 16:01:36 EST
> An: CITYGURL62_at_aol.com, tcmajorr at westol.com, Shinerscoop at aol.com,
> garthrj_at_charter.net, tedmobley at artisticpromos.com,
> NHISSOM_at_MERIDIENMARKETING.COM, nanfa at aquaria.net
> Betreff: NANFA-- Off topic-Liberals, Conservatives and Southerners
>
> How do you tell the difference between Liberals, Conservatives and
>> Southerners? Pose the following question:
>>
>> You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
>> children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes
>> around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises
> the
>> knife, and charges.
>>
>> You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot. You have
> mere
>> seconds before he reaches you and your family.
>>
>> What do you do?
>>
>>
>>
>> Liberal Answer:
>>
>> Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
>>
>> Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him
>> that would inspire him to attack?
>>
>> Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids?
>> Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
>> his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the
> Glock
>> have an appropriate safety built into it?
>>
>> Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
>> this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be
> happy
>> with killing just me?
>>
>> Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to
> wound
>> me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
>> while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1?
>>
>> Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint
>> and weed day, and make this a happier, healthier street that would
>> discourage such behavior.
>>
>> This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends
> for a
>> few days and try to come to a consensus.
>>
>>
>>
>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>
>>
>>
>> Conservative Answer:
>>
>> BANG!
>>
>>
>>
>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>
>>
>>
>> Southerner's Answer :
>>
>> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>> rackety-click...(sounds of reloading).
>>
>> Wife: "Hun, he looks like he's still moving, whadda y'all kids
> think?"
>>
>> Son: "Mama's right Daddy, I saw it, too."
>>
>> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.
>>
>> Daughter: "Nice group, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?"
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